[There's one newcomer here keeping his distance, leaning against a wall a fair ways away, gaze trained on the escalating incident but with nothing about his posture indicating he intends on getting involved. Arms folded, withdrawn and angry, he doesn't look frightened of the conflict so much as disgusted, eventually scoffing and shaking his head. He mutters to himself,]

You've gotta be fucking kidding me... Even aliens are like this?

[Like... this... whatever he means by that, probably the excessive violence, but never mind it. After a beat he actually glances away to catch someone else's eye and speak up more clearly:]

Tough break, huh? Are you going to rush in and save the day?

[The moment giant monsters start dropping from the sky, Junpei wants to walk into the sea and never return. He's not equipped for this, not even close, but all of his very important protests-

'This is a joke, right? Like a test? That we're all going to fail and die?'

-are ignored, and someone flings a set of keys at him and ushers him bodily away to one of the bikes. He fumbles and drops the keys immediately, hastily ducking down to grab them as one of the horrors screams something guttural and angry in the distance. Jesus.]

This— this has to be a two-man job! A little help?

fivestar: sooooo even the internet is trying to kill us, huh? this place sure knows how to make a guy feel welcome.

[whine whine etc.]

[hit me.....up, with whatever]